IT’s a ho down!
The Pornhub Awards are going country this year, we’re told.
For its seventh annual awards ceremony, the famed smut site will celebrate achievements in coveted categories including Top Anal Performer, Top Daddy Performer and Nicest T-ts, at the Saddle Ranch on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles on May 8. (We hope they’ll add Best Cowgirl in keeping with the theme.)
It’ll be hosted this year by comic and musician Jordan Firstman, who shot to fame on social media for his “impressions” clips.
“Hosting the Pornhub Awards is the role I was born for,” said Firstman. “It’s glamorous, it’s
outrageous, it’s deeply horny—and it’s an honor.”
He added: “I’m thrilled to celebrate the stars who make the internet a happier place—especially at a time when visibility and support for vulnerable communities matters more than ever.”
The site says that “this year’s event draws inspiration from Old Hollywood Westerns, capturing the wild spirit of the frontier in a celebratory showdown of style, larger-than-life personalities, and unforgettable
moments.”
Ride ’em, indeed.
It also says the “unlike traditional awards shows,” the Pornhub Awards are entirely data-driven, “with
nominees and winners determined using algorithms based on video views, porn star searches,
and other platform metrics.”
There’s forty categories most of which we can’t name in a family newspaper.
In the past we’ve reported on John Waters, Julia Fox, Leah McSweeney, Bella Thorne and various other stars taking part in the site’s award show.
