I love coming up with strange, absurd ideas for businesses, services, and startups. I know most of them would never survive in the real world — they’re too weird, too impractical, too nonsensical to ever make money.
But instead of keeping them in my head, I decided to actually build them.
Every month, I launch a new absurd project. Here’s what I’ve made so far:
More info: absurd.website
Absurd projects by absurd.website
• Better Timer
A timer that runs a little faster, a little slower — and somehow better.
• Slow Internet Simulator
The agony of dial-up, reimagined as nostalgia.
• One Life Game
An FPS where you only get one life. No restarts, no second chances.
• SYNC2KILL
Your in-game moves control real-world drones. You play. They kill.
• Add Luck to Your e-Store 💸
A little waving cat widget that (maybe) makes people buy more.
• Microtasks for Meatbags
Rent a human soul to do tasks for AI.
• OPERATION D-DAY: ONE SECOND OF WAR [game]
A 3D shooter where every second counts.
• LingoPrio
Unlock 350+ words across 5 languages in minutes.
• Artist’s Death Effect Database
Tracking how an artist’s death impacts the value of their work.
• Sexy Math
Making math sexy again.
• ChillyParent
One-click parenting, millennial-style.
• Easy Pet Drop Box
Drop it like it’s hot — but for pets.
• Spot The Differences
The classic game, absurdified.
• Influencer Overnight
When the account reaches 100k followers, I give it away to one random follower.
• Stealing From Dreams
Choose an image, and I’ll turn it into real art.
• A Guide For Aliens To Live On Earth
Because extraterrestrial visitors deserve a proper guidebook.
• Puzzle Solvers Agency
Send me your puzzle, Lego, or game — I’ll solve it for you.
• Absurd Toilet Water
Perfume made from toilet bowl water. Yes, really.
• OPEN Celebrity
Free, AI-generated celebrity archetypes.
• Invisible Lingerie
The sexiest lingerie you can (not) see.
• White Label Art Agency
I create art for wannabe artists.
• Trip to Mars
A real-time spaceflight sim: 210 days to reach Mars.
• Slow Delivery Service
If slow living is good, why not slow delivery?
• Offset Your CO₂ Emissions
Offset your footprint by buying me a Tesla.
• Helicopter Jobs
Earn money doing gloriously pointless jobs.
• Synchronic Video Battle
Watch two sides at once. Vote for the chaos.
• Eyes Dating Site
A dating site for eyes only. No faces, no bios, just staring.
• Magnetic Buy Now Button
A button that literally pulls your cursor toward “buy.”
• ’90 Web Design Art Studio – Y2K
Deliberately “ugly” retro websites as art.
• Dark Mandala
A coloring book with only one color: black.
• Buy Nothing Store
The only thing you need is… nothing.
+ few secret projects for my absurd members only.
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You can explore all projects (and catch the next absurd drop) on my website.
Absurd projects by absurd.website
Absurd projects by absurd.website
Absurd projects by absurd.website
