#1
He didn’t wake up in time for a job interview.
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#2
he put gum behind his ear to chew it later 🙂
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#3
pumping my own gas at 9 months pregnant while he sat in the passenger seat on his phone (:
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#4
he would send me pictures of models he followed on insta and said he wished I looked like that
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#5
my fat golden retriever we lovingly called a potato passed away, and the very next day he said he was now a baked potato because he got cremated.
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#6
it was like 3pm i was fully at work and he texted me “goodmorning i just woke up” he had been playing video games all night. instantly blocked
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#7
he ate an entire tub of tiramisu i’d made for my friends when i told him to take ONE portion 😭
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#8
He dated me for 5 years but didn’t come to my mom’s funeral.
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#9
He ate chicken wings and then touched my hair with his fingers
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#10
he said working part time was too stressful for him.
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#11
not knowing how to hold a conversation.
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#12
imagine him chasing after a ping pong ball during a game and not being able to pick it up
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#13
He went out his way to kill grasshopper that wasn’t bothering him 🚩
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#14
My ex used to wipe his teeth with his shirt because he forgot to brush his teeth every day
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#15
Spelled beautiful as “beutifal”
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#16
He told me he didn’t wash his hands after he took a poo, because it was “not like he got anything on his hands”
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#17
he swerved to try and hit a groundhog instead of trying to avoid
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#18
called me “expensive” when I ordered a mixed drink…. never ran away so fast!
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#19
Had a full back tattoo of himself as a gladiator.
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#20
She chewed with her mouth open. I’m sorry, I literally can’t 💔
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#21
He said “your best friend has eyes on me, seems like you have competition” i ended it right away
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#22
I was blonde at the time, he said “you shoULD go back to brunette like my mum, you’d look hotter” BOY BYE
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#23
This might sound wierd but he was mean to my childhood stuffed animal- like punching it and kicking it around my room. Lost feelings right there and told him to leave.
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#24
Being mean to my cat
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#25
He said “you know how many people want me”🫡
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#26
He kept comparing me to his ex
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#27
he sent me $20 and said you never had a real man that’ll send you money. mind u he was paying me back…
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#28
When he drives fast, impatient, and recklessly.
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#29
He told me I’m high maintenance when it was 95 degrees out and I wanted water which was like a dollar
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#30
Came over to my house for the first time and actually yelled at my dog when it barked… like who is you
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#31
“I know you miss me” I never did, the audacity was too much.
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#32
we were eating in his car, asked if I was done & I said yes & proceeded to throw all the trash outside the car window 😭
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#33
He told me his mom was coming over shortly to do his laundry
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#34
He said “pweaseeeee” and put his hands like this 🙏. Never felt instant, primal rage like that before
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#35
Anytime he’d mention my apartment he’d say as “ours”.
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#36
His Lock Screen was a picture of himself
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#37
Him telling me to lower my voice when I was just telling him about something I was passionate about.
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#38
Told me he was “so happy to finally be dating someone in his league” because “all his other past crushes were above him”
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#39
I am a home health CNA and I said that I cook and clean for my patients and he said, “so everything a typical woman should do.” Bye bye
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#40
he missed his doctors appointment because i didn’t remind him
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#41
Went into a store and tried on a fedora – he was being serious.
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#42
He was rude to our waitress and didn’t tip. I went back and tipped her and apologized for his behaviour. That was our first and last date.
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#43
A few years after my mom died I was having a really bad day were grief was overwhelming. I told my husband “I miss my mom so bad”. He responded, “I miss mine too”. She lived 25 mins away. I’m now happily divorced.
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#44
Wouldn’t accept the answer “no”
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#45
I lost our baby due to a miscarriage. I told him. He said oh I’m sorry and kept playing PlayStation. He was in his 30s and we were married with a child already. Now I’m happily divorced.
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#46
He brought his mom on the date twice and was 30 years old.
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#47
Making baby noises when he wanted to cuddle 😂😂😭😭😭
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#48
He was an Andrew Tate follower
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#49
He opened my fridge on his own accord without asking and started to critique my fridge organisation then started to critique my parking, my clothes, my dishwasher staking ability
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#50
he told me he has never finished reading a book in his life.. he was 32. haven’t seen him since.
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#51
he did the duke dennis hug not even a week into talking.
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#52
He said it was gross I had to give myself an insulin shot… I’m type one 🧍♀️
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#53
Told me loved me after two days of dating BYE
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#54
His mom came in his room to clean it. He’s 24.
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#55
When they send a sad face when I don’t respond right away, biggest ick everrr for me
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#56
Long nails
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#57
Avoidant attachment style 😒
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#58
“Rule number one, stay off your phone” LIKE YES ABSOLUTELY! But who are YOUUUU to tell me what I can and can not do??? Mind you this was the very FIRST day we went on a “date”
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#59
Drove a PT Cruiser! 😳
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#60
he didn’t remember things i told him over and over again
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#61
when they try to correct you but they’re wrong and won’t let you explain why because they’re convinced YOU’RE wrong.
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#62
He wanted to take control of my finances. all of them.
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#63
his mom would come over every week and clean his house and do all his laundry while he gamed, before she left she’d leave a note saying how much she loved him and kiss it with LIPSTICK, he’s 26
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#64
When he made me pay for dinner
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#65
Didn’t know the different between accept and except
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#66
a guy saying “hehe” in a message
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#67
he asked for split bills on the first date🙃
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#68
he tries to act “tough” in front of his friends
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#69
Stood outside his car for 5 minutes while he tried to parallel park.
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#70
When he told me I paid for dinner last night you pay for breakfast today
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#71
Said “A degree is just a piece of paper” right before my masters program graduation
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#72
spelled “cough” like “colph” and he was in his mid twenties.
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#73
Casually kept saying “wyd” every 5 freaking minutes
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#74
he said he would never have indoor animals. broke up that night 😅
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#75
Asked me if I would ever get the same haircut as his mom.
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#76
Tried to control what I posted online, while simultaneously liking photos of women doing the same thing I was doing
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#77
He only washed his hair once a month and would ask me to do it for him when he would come over because he just “didn’t know how”
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#78
“Our options are to either get engaged and married asap or breakup” absolutely not sir (I was 18 yrs old)
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#79
he told me MY body “belongs” to HIM…
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#80
Walk into his room and he has 8 Spider-Man posters and a Spider-Man bed spread
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