Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.
Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you’re losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.
Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.
#1
Image source: Cat Gamble
#2
Image source: Jason O’Brien
#3
Image source: Anton Wooldridge
#4
Image source: Katie Dunham
#5
Image source: Jenrick Rivera
#6
Image source: Belinda Clews
#7
Image source: Marissa Lee
#8
Image source: Oriana Copeland
#9
Image source: Jason O’Brien
#10
Image source: Ryan Law Mellor
#11
Image source: Nikki Aouaki
#12
Image source: Ryan Murphy
#13
Image source: Leine Sunset’Sarsaparilla
#14
Image source: Chris Hill
#15
Image source: Don Nathan Horvat
#16
Image source: Ny Ah
#17
Image source: Nathan Chambers
#18
Image source: Kay Campbell
#19
Image source: Tracy Hall
#20
Image source: Melody Cinta
#21
Image source: Jenn Gunner
#22
Image source: Manu Pilayo
#23
Image source: Michèle Mcgrow
#24
Image source: Emmelie Halén
#25
Image source: Zoe Elan
#26
Image source: Powell Andrews
#27
Image source: Christian Shaffer
#28
Image source: Débora Lima
#29
Image source: Carlos Brutananadilewski
#30
Image source: Jason O’Brien
#31
Image source: Amie Perrault
#32
Image source: Jeni LeAnn Rollins
#33
Image source: Rode Ricky
#34
Image source: Jason O’Brien
#35
Image source: Anton Wooldridge
#36
Image source: Carly Strange
#37
Image source: Kyle Lemaire
#38
Image source: Christian Mortensen Skou Johannsen
#39
Image source: Ryan Hazelwood
#40
Image source: Kristine Zamutt
#41
Image source: Michelle Meeks
#42
Image source: Szymon Kurkul
#43
Image source: Kit Zylstra
#44
Image source: Craig Inserillo
#45
Image source: anon
#46
Image source: Michèle Mcgrow
#47
Image source: Jay Yan
#48
Image source: Amy Denise
#49
Image source: Nile Forsyth
#50
Image source: Dustin Nite Pahel
#51
Image source: TheQuirkyQT
#52
Image source: Tom L Emmens
#53
Image source: Daminica Matthews
#54
Image source: Ryan Rose
#55
Image source: Maxwell Elliot
#56
Image source: Brad Holland
#57
Image source: Tim Palmer
#58
Image source: Zach Rounsley
#59
Image source: Michael Barbera
#60
Image source: Obsidian Autumns
#61
Image source: Kani Mai Ke Kumu
#62
Image source: Kymber Watson
#63
Image source: Rode Ricky
#64
Image source: Ace Haubrich
#65
Image source: Andrew Ajero
#66
Image source: Isobelle Anne
#67
Image source: Maxwell Lambert
#68
Image source: Amber Nicole
#69
Image source: Luna Sage
#70
Image source: Gabrielle R Feliciano
#71
Image source: Yuval Dolev
#72
Image source: Jake Colli
#73
Image source: Betty Streit
#74
Image source: Job Joseph Lozada
#75
Image source: Jacob Price
#76
Image source: Zoe Hanscom
#77
Image source: Aku Sachü
#78
Image source: Kye Duffield
#79
Image source: Rob Farnell
#80
Image source: Dennis Moran
#81
Image source: Ben Ja Min
#82
Image source: Becky Jones
#83
Image source: Rachel Rally
#84
Image source: anon
#85
Image source: Constanza Arancibia Panella
#86
Image source: Chann Stewart
#87
Image source: John LW
#88
Image source: Elizabeth Armetta
#89
Image source: Marie-Pierre SF
#90
Image source: James Bishop
#91
Image source: Wren Wrayge
#92
Image source: anon
#93
Image source: Nick Smith
#94
Image source: Allison-Austin Davis
#95
Image source: Raziel Anarki
#96
Image source: Neb Rodgers
#97
Image source: Blake Claypoole
#98
Image source: Aimée Renée
#99
Image source: Matthew Heartsill
#100
Image source: Mandy Ryan
#101
Image source: Eliana Browning
#102
Image source: Powell Andrews
#103
Image source: Tom Shannon
#104
Image source: Anton Wooldridge
#105
Image source: anon
#106
Image source: Jo Darn Barnes
#107
Image source: Clyde Lemuel
#108
Image source: Arabella Zahir
