You’re as cold as ice – you’re willing to sacrifice our tabs …
NEW: President Trump says he will move ICE to do TSA jobs if the Democrats won’t sign an agreement to fund DHS.
“They will do security like no one has ever seen before,” the president vows. pic.twitter.com/p5kCgGbSvQ
— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) March 21, 2026
Ed: That’s a pretty interesting escalation. Reportedly, the White House is still trying to work with Senate Democrats to end the shutdown at DHS. Using ICE in airports would make this standoff a lot more interesting, and might force Democrats to choose between allowing people to fly and enforcing immigration violations where it matters.
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I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 21, 2026
Ed: I’d rather Musk put his capital to use in his pursuit of meaningful innovations. However, it’s still a generous offer, made necessary by the determination of Senate Democrats to defund law enforcement by holding the country’s domestic security hostage during a war. John wrote more about this earlier today.
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Axios: The CIA, Mossad and other intelligence agencies around the world were watching during Nowruz on Friday to see whether Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei would follow his father’s tradition and give a new year’s address.
The intrigue: When the holiday passed with only a written statement from Mojtaba, the mystery around his physical condition, whereabouts and role in Iran’s war effort deepened. …
The U.S. and Israel have intelligence that suggests Mojtaba remains alive — for example, evidence of Iranian officials trying to schedule in-person meetings with him (unsuccessfully, due to security concerns).
Ed: I don’t buy it for a second. If Nepo Babytollah were alive and in charge, the Iranian regime would put video out of Mojtaba in action, even if he’s disabled. The IRGC won’t schedule meetings with him because he’s a Carboardatollah, and that’s all the ayatollah they want at the moment.
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This is disqualifyingly stupid. It also prompts a few questions. Did he have this sensibility and judgment when he was at CNN? How many of his then-colleagues agreed with him? How many still do? https://t.co/ZmYxnVdhMb
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) March 21, 2026
Ed: This. Was. CNN. In fact, it probably still is. Lefties really need their victim narrative, and are willing to bogart the massacre of 32,000 or more Iranians at the hands of their regime in order to apply the same status to two activists who actively interfered in law-enforcement actions and suffered the consequences. ‘Despicable’ may not cover this.
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WSJ: Three weeks into the war, the Iranian regime is signaling that it believes it is winning and has the power to impose a settlement on Washington that entrenches Tehran’s dominance of Middle East energy resources for decades to come.
This attitude may prove to be a dangerous misreading of President Trump’s determination, or of Israel’s capacity to inflict strategic blows on the Islamic Republic’s surviving leadership and military capabilities. …
“The Iranians aren’t ready to end the war because they have learned an important lesson: They can, comparatively easily and cheaply, cause a lot of damage and disruption. They now want the whole world to learn that lesson, too,” said Dina Esfandiary, an analyst on Iran and author of a book on Iran’s foreign relations.
Ed: There is no accounting for delusional thinking, unfortunately. Hitler thought he’d win the war from the bunker too by forcing the US and the UK into a military confrontation with the USSR. In the end, he spent weeks ordering phantom units on his imaginary map, while the smarter senior officers found ways to surrender and defect, mainly on the Western front. This theocracy may die a hard death too, but that would have to come at the hands of the Iranian people.
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“Shows no sign of backing down”? They’re being hit at will, and have been for 21 days. They’re spraying fire and hoping something sticks. They have no war-fighting capacity against the U.S. or Israel. This is bananas logic. pic.twitter.com/170TGIBBQr
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 21, 2026
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I reached out to a handful of ICE agents to gauge their reaction to President Trump pitching putting them at airports to work security. Responses: 👇🏻
“Love it.”
“Genius. We serve at the behest…”
“Lots of illegals at airports”.
“🤭”
“I would actually love that”.
“Ah…
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) March 21, 2026
Ed: Hey, at least morale would be high! (Via Twitchy.)
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Mediaite: Former special prosecutor Robert Mueller has died at age 81 after a battle with Parkinson’s, his family confirmed on Saturday.
MS NOW reporters Carol Leonnig and Clarissa-Jan Lim broke the Mueller news in a Saturday report, citing two people familiar with the matter. His family revealed a Parkinson’s diagnosis last year. MS NOW reported that the cause of death for Mueller was not immediately clear.
Ed: Rest in peace. Mueller served his country as a prosecutor and FBI director for many years. Even in his final role as special counsel, Mueller made the hard call to finally shut down the Russia-collusion hoax. He’s not above criticism for his actions in that chapter, but we should at least acknowledge his other service to the US on his passing. Pray for his family and friends.
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This is the kind of stuff Trump does that makes people not just oppose him but hate him. There was no need to say anything. https://t.co/nrWjtq4YXc
— Brit Hume (@brithume) March 21, 2026
Ed: Saying nothing was always an option. Trump won. What was the point of this response? It only made him look smaller. Eyes on the prize, man.
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Josh Kaplan at The Free Press: When I was a younger, more impressionable man, I was obsessed, like millions of boys before me, with novelty rap songs. “Amish Paradise” by “Weird Al” Yankovic, The Lonely Island, the entire oeuvre of Lil Dicky—I loved them all. But the king of this genre of funny rap songs was undoubtedly a Los Angeles rapper called Joseph Edgar Foreman, known and beloved by his fans as Afroman. I was fixated on his magnum opus—“Because I Got High”—a meandering, fun song that became part of the soundtrack to an infinite number of days with my friends doing nothing and having the time of our lives. I have a vivid memory of sitting around a fire at a summer camp in upstate New York with my best friends in the world and an acoustic guitar, riffing on another incredible Afroman hit—widely known as “Colt 45”—just guys being, you know, dudes.
Now in my 30s, I haven’t thought much about Afroman lately. So this week it was an unexpected joy seeing his triumph in a defamation suit brought against him by members of an Ohio sheriff’s department in what can only be described as a tremendous victory for both the American justice system and the First Amendment. Let me explain.
Ed: I’d never heard of him before this case came up, but Kaplan pretty much nails this. Charlie Hurt interviewed him on Fox News last night, and he was pretty charming and entertaining in explaining the case. Time for some lemon pound cake to celebrate?
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Your party told us Joe Biden was perfectly fine for 4 years Jon.
— John Ondrasik (@johnondrasik) March 21, 2026
Ed: The four years of Protection Racket Media collaboration with the Biden Regency is a kill shot at all times.
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Jerusalem Post: US President Donald Trump’s Board of Peace has presented Hamas with a written proposal on how it could lay down its weapons, two sources said, a step the Palestinian terrorists have thus far refused to take as the US president pushes on with his plan for Gaza’s future.
The proposal, first reported by NPR, was submitted to Hamas during meetings in Cairo over the past week, one of the sources said.
“The idea itself that Hamas would disarm is not out of the question,” Robert Danin, a former senior US State Department and White House official specializing in the Middle East, told NPR at the time. “The question is, when and under what circumstances and at what price?”
Ed: Hamas has been veeeeeeery quiet during this war, except for the rebuke they issued to Tehran for targeting other Gulf states. Hamas may end up being checkmated by this war, not just because the Iranians won’t be able to support them but also because the Qataris may be done dealing with them as well.
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How about no? https://t.co/33jSNYDx3y
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 21, 2026
Ed: That’s where I’m at with this, too. This is the original Iranian position. May as well keep targeting more of their resources, and perhaps speed up the seizing of Kharg Island, too.
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