So by now, we’ve all heard from Cassidy Hutchinson, who was not in the SUV, claim that President Donald Trump demanded to be driven to the Capitol, grabbed the clavicle of a Secret Service agent, and lunged for the steering wheel on January 6. As we’ve reported, George Conway is convinced that Trump attacked a Secret Service agent.
He. Physically. Attacked. A. Secret. Service. Agent.
— George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3d) June 28, 2022
CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who has shut off replies, thinks this is the first report of an attempted strangling by a president.
First apparent report of an attempted strangling by a President of the United States.
— Jeffrey Toobin (@JeffreyToobin) June 28, 2022
I heard you strangled your chicken in front of your coworkers. https://t.co/2I7pmzj5xo
— NeverTweet (@LOLNeverTweet) June 28, 2022
Funny coming from a guy who choked his chicken https://t.co/egH0d7AQXy
— Admiral Rufus T. Firefly (sworn enemy of Rakell) (@hoggomcswineass) June 28, 2022
Jeffrey Toobin has thoughts about choking things…
cc: @JaneyMackWriter @MickeyBlowtorch pic.twitter.com/oj2dotxVjN
— From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 (@HammsLager) June 28, 2022
Jeff is, of course, an expert on this topic — as he ably demonstrated by choking the chicken live on Zoom. https://t.co/z1HLL246BM
— Frank Lloyd Righteous, Ph.D Misanthropologist (@BostonDelendEst) June 28, 2022
Yeah, this guy pic.twitter.com/DV0kffzEWy
— Jacob Cohen Rulez (@imprimis310) June 28, 2022
.@CNN‘s resident expert on strangling the bishop weighs in. https://t.co/WSRXiyTX9D
— Aldous Huxley’s Ghost™ (@AF632) June 28, 2022
Uh oh. I guess “Presidential Strangling” is gonna hit Urban Dictionary.
Why were you fired? I was caught in a Presidential Strangling on Zoom. https://t.co/4dgtae3p6g
— Cranky Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) June 28, 2022
the resident “choking it in public” expert weighs in https://t.co/8XRg5WhjUR
— Corvaier (@Corvaier) June 28, 2022
…by a person that gets coffee for the Chief of Staff and second hand information.
Get the SS agents to testify. Or shut up.
You strangled your chicken on zoom you muffin head. https://t.co/VdbUUJTIuk
— Impenitent2A (@Impenitent2A) June 28, 2022
y’all are really gonna run with this one, eh?
also… way to turn off the comments, clown https://t.co/EdmhdkdAEh
— Cecil Charles (@thececilcharles) June 28, 2022
Careful to insert those qualifiers. “Apparent”
Only thing that is apparent is you jerked it in front of coworkers and kept your job and you pressured a woman into abortion…. allegedly. https://t.co/cbVzk0LOWa
— VARout Cockerel (@CoysRtr) June 28, 2022
Damn. The quote tweets are savage. pic.twitter.com/if5s0mPyc6
— Breaking News Jack. (@jackmeridan) June 28, 2022
For the good of humanity please go the hell away https://t.co/2kzQK9wq1Y
— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) June 28, 2022
How did this guy keep his job, CNN?
CNN media analyst says Cassidy Hutchinson’s words ‘pulsed with the power and electricity’ of truth https://t.co/SIcj6kznYz
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 28, 2022