Hello 9-1-1? We'd like to report a MURDER: Rick Wilson's dig at 'Tiny D DeSantis' goes SO wrong

Rick Wilson is a giant, stinky, festering, infected, wretched, leaky boil on the butt of humanity.

And in other news, water is still wet.

This freakin’ guy … how quickly he jumped on the Trump Train. Hey, if he’s attacking the only candidate (who hasn’t even announced yet) that many think can win the nod over Trump that kinda sorta makes him a Trump supporter, right?

Will he start a #NeverDeSantis tag soon?  Or you know what, we wonder if he’ll start a GoFundMe to make an anti-DeSantis movie and never release that one either. Good times.

Oh, and speaking of good times:

BOOM goes the dynamite.

Didn’t you guys know? Steve is totally a cowboy. Totally.

YEEEHAW.

Rick is the same guy who thinks he’s a big deal for sneaking a dick joke into a political ad.

The guy is mentally 13 at best.

We read somewhere that Rick is like 5’5″ …

DeSantis is 6’1″.

Sounds like someone has a little (heh) Napoleon Complex going.

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