President Joe Biden explains to Bruce Springsteen how he could claim him as part of Delaware

Because Delaware owns up to the high water mark of New Jersey, President Joe Biden says he could claim Bruce Springsteen as part of Delaware and not New Jersey. This sounds like a line from Grandpa Simpson.

Biden always has a story to tell:

Biden to Bruce Springsteen: “There’s a lawsuit was between the governor of Delaware and the governor of New Jersey. And is now matter of law. We, owe — we own, Delaware owns up to the high water mark of New Jersey. For all I know I could claim you as part of Delaware” pic.twitter.com/BgAiljaAxf

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 21, 2023

“Let me start this over again”: Biden twice tries reciting poem, fails both times pic.twitter.com/5hoDxZ6eC0

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 21, 2023

You may laugh (or cry), but there’s not one 30-year-old who could keep up with Biden.

Today Jill is a Jersey girl, last week she was a Philly girl. 🙄

— FugitiveMama (@fugitivemama) March 21, 2023

Dear God. What a jerk.

— LINDA (@lindastein22) March 21, 2023

Biden will now regale the crowd with the tale of how he used to be in a rock band and was the hardest working musician in the Senate.

— Dr. Silicon Valley Bank Memes, PhD. (@Meme_Behavior) March 21, 2023

Delaware doesn’t want Bruce or Joe

— Colleen (@Colleen69127957) March 21, 2023

Speaking for NJ if Delaware wants Springsteen they can have him. One less commie screwing up the state.

— Phil Murphy’s New Hair 💇🏼‍♂️CD11 LD40 🇺🇸 (@LiberTProsperiT) March 21, 2023

You can have Springsteen. He sounds like a constipated orangutan

— HoracePoindexter (@HoracePoindex11) March 21, 2023

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I wanna die with you Jill on the streets tonight in an everlasting piss.

— Ted DaVinci (@Etlux_perpetua) March 21, 2023

For all he knows … he knows nothing. Remember, Hunter is the smartest man he knows.

— Jersey Girl (@queenofeaster) March 21, 2023

Biden didn’t mention that the Democratic presidential candidate can always count on Springsteen doing a campaign concert.

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