Take time to enjoy the fact that Beto lost … again – twitchy.com

We didn’t get the RedTsunami™. We didn’t get the RedWave™. We didn’t get the Senate. We don’t even know about the House yet. It stings. You feel it. We feel it. One thing we conservatives are not, however, is perpetually miserable. We find the bright side. One of those bright sides in this train wreck of an election is that Beto lost … again.

Democrats keep trying to shove this guy down the throat of America, and we keep saying ‘NO!’. This time was no different. Beto lost again, but this time to the tune of 11%. He didn’t just lose. He got walloped. LOL.

So, while we’re licking our wounds, let’s not miss the opportunity to breathe in the sweet, sweet smell of yet another Beto O’Rourke election fail.

He’s in this fight for life, guys. We’re pretty sure he just committed to keep losing at stuff. We’re with you, Beto! Ha!

We’ll take it from here. Celebrating politicians losing is sort of our jam. Also, don’t teach your kids to be like Beto. Teach them to win.

It is actually pretty brutal. Watch and laugh.

LOL! He’s not dead. Anyway, RIP.

Libs keep trying to invade Texas. Keep up the good work, Texans!

But there are so many other elections he could lose! Don’t lose hope yet! LOL.

Y’all had some thoughts on how Beto could lose next.

Umm … that’s probably not gonna work.

Beto's sad dog

Poor dog.

Look here now. Real people work at Walmart. We don’t think Beto can cut it. He should just keep burning Democrat campaign cash.

That’s a lot of money. LOL.

‘Thrift-store toothbrush’. That’s good. We’re on board with the permanent loser plan, by the way. Even when things seem dim, we can always retreat to the warm comfort that Beto lost … again.

Looks like you’re not taking anything, Beto!

Nobody ever accused them of being smart.

Pipe down, Benji. We can think of no better way to spend Democrat campaign donations.

That’s what we’re here for. We’ve got you! In this together, and stuff.

Same, girl.

It really is quite amazing. The dude is like the Wile E. Coyote of American politics. Voters have dropped him off a cliff, rocketed him into a mountainside, and now dropped an 800 pound ACME anvil on him. Democrats: ‘We need Beto now more than ever!’ LOL!

Delicious.

They say cats have 9 lives. By our count, Beto can lose 6 more times!

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