If you have your tinfoil hat on, you may have your eyes on the frequent appearance of individuals dressed suspiciously similar to something like federal agents on the scene of several recent incidents getting a lot of media coverage. Those who shy away from conspiracy theories may be less quick to identify the so-called feds, but it is hard to deny there isn’t a group of dudes who fail to blend in that seem to pop up on the regular.
For the purposes of this article, we will begin on the scene of September 2021 at the Justice for J6 rally, where jorts and Ray-bans made a notable appearance.
“How do you do, fellow insurrectionists” pic.twitter.com/nR25zOYWdN
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) September 18, 2021
The not so inconspicuous photo made the Internet rounds in hilarious meme fashion and provided excellent entertainment.
Whichever one of you told the feds we all wear jorts, I owe you a beer. Legendary.
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) September 19, 2021
That was not the last of the mis-fashioned fellows though. Occasionally, they appear clad in matching khakis and have a curious dedication to face masks.
A group of about 50 Patriot Front members has just marched over to the March for Life crowd here in Chicago pic.twitter.com/64NKAvALDs
— Brendan Gutenschwager (@BGOnTheScene) January 8, 2022
“Hello fellow agents…I mean…protesters…” pic.twitter.com/wBcyY7wwj7
— Smug Potato (@PotatoSmug) January 9, 2022
Clown show. Those idiots look like a bunch of Feds. Did I say that? 🤔
— Corin Nemec (@imcorinnemec) January 8, 2022
The standardized uniform is hard to ignore. Most recently the look has appeared in Idaho, where it was reported that Patriot Front members were arrested for planning to riot at a pride event… let’s just say observations were made.
Patriots all wearing khakis and masks? The feds are trying a little too hard! https://t.co/8KaYGtPwMc
— Rhianna (@Myster_Rhi) June 12, 2022
Plenty other have said this & let me repeat…
Found The Feds.
Let’s see the official arrest records so we know who they are. Since when is an arrested person allowed to keep their mask on? https://t.co/Fk8YsIAIeG
— PhillyTalk ™ © ® ⓘ 🇺🇸 (@PhillyTalk) June 12, 2022
Masks do pose an interesting conundrum, how many Conservatives do you know who wear face masks outdoors?
Notice how NONE of them look like fat, beer-drinking rednecks who hate masks? They’re all wearing ‘scary’ uniforms that look like casual Fridays for Quantico Fedbois. It’s unintentionally hilarious. It’s like it was organized by a Fed who used to produce high school musicals.
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) June 12, 2022
Like seriously, everyone is a FED!
All of them are undercover Feds except three are undercover journalists who don’t know each other. https://t.co/K1pGxUCpU2
— Pudge (@pudgenet) June 12, 2022
Find the Fed seems to be catching on, but is there anything legitimately concerning about the bad outfits and increasing coincidence?
Do you think Patriot Front is actually just the Feds?
— Cecil Charles (@thececilcharles) June 12, 2022
If for no other reason than enjoying a bit of entertainment, do keep your eyes open for conspicuous crowds of matching white men in fed shades at the next right-wing extremist event near you.