The AP got BLASTED by Twitter after claiming Fetterman's sloppy clothes are a sign of progress

The AP got BLASTED by Twitter after claiming Fetterman's sloppy clothes are a sign of progress

The AP rolled out a masterpiece of Democrat water carrying with their latest John Fetterman piece. As Twitchy readers know, Fetterman recently flanked his colleagues, wearing shorts and a hoodie, in his capacity of Senator of the United States. Not only is the political left content to look the other way on the lack of…

James Woods tries to shame the Associated Press over its Durham Report headline

James Woods tries to shame the Associated Press over its Durham Report headline

We’ve been keeping an eye on the Associated Press recently, as the press agency seems to have a crush on transgender state legislator Zooey Zephyr, writing headlines about how she’s been misgendered and silenced. She’s a hero. We hadn’t seen the Associated Press’ tweet about the release of the Durham Report, but thanks to James…

AP updates its piece reporting that Ron DeSantis 'made little effort' to connect with voters in Iowa

AP updates its piece reporting that Ron DeSantis 'made little effort' to connect with voters in Iowa

Both Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and former President Donald Trump both had events planned in Iowa Saturday, but Trump’s rally has been canceled due to a tornado warning. DeSantis went ahead with his indoor event, and to hear the Associated Press tell it, he “made little effort to connect with voters one-on-one.” “DeSantis…made little effort…

AP does ANOTHER story on stunning and brave trans lawmaker Zooey Zephyr

AP does ANOTHER story on stunning and brave trans lawmaker Zooey Zephyr

As Twitchy reported,  the Montana State House voted to censure trans Democratic Rep. Zooey Zephyr, banning her from the floor for the remainder of the legislative session. Look at her sitting outside the committee from which she’s been banned: Republicans used a series of procedures to remove every bill from my committees, silencing my constituents…

AP chief political reporter gets 'dead silence' from Gov. Ron DeSantis at book signing

AP chief political reporter gets 'dead silence' from Gov. Ron DeSantis at book signing

We get that a Donald Trump/Ron DeSantis feud would provide some juicy material for the mainstream media. Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump weren’t pleased with Gov. DeSantis’ statement on Trump’s possible arrest by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, but in case people tuned out early, DeSantis said it was “a manufactured circus by some…

AP waited too long to memory-hole their verging-on-NSFW tweet about Michelle Yeoh and Angela Bassett

AP waited too long to memory-hole their verging-on-NSFW tweet about Michelle Yeoh and Angela Bassett

Look: We get that some people out there get really excited about the Academy Awards. And that’s fine. Whatever. But there should be some kind of rule — even an unspoken one — that if you’re an ostensibly serious news outlet that’s covering the Oscars, you at least try to maintain some semblance of professionalism….

Elon Musk has just 1 question for The AP after they called 'the' a dehumanizing label and BAHAHA

Elon Musk has just 1 question for The AP after they called 'the' a dehumanizing label and BAHAHA

The AP has decided in its infinite wisdom decided to proclaim the word ‘the’ a dehumanizing label. The mentally ill. The developmentally disabled. The French. THE AP. Elon Musk asked them a question so many of us would also like to ask them … So then why do call yourself “The” Associated Press 😂 pic.twitter.com/DPdQYjXfdO…

SACRE BLEU! AP pushes its STUPIDEST rule yet about dehumanizing label 'THE' (French hardest hit)

SACRE BLEU! AP pushes its STUPIDEST rule yet about dehumanizing label 'THE' (French hardest hit)

Leave it to the AP to keep on finding new ways to completely and totally embarrass itself. It would appear they would ‘recommend’ writers do away with the harmful label, ‘the’. So you know, there is no the there. Something? So close! Anywho, their explanation for why they want this horrific label removed is that…

Elon Musk's response to AP and 'experts' dragging him over Twitter amnesty is BRUTAL perfection

Elon Musk's response to AP and 'experts' dragging him over Twitter amnesty is BRUTAL perfection

Silly AP … You’d think by NOW these troglodytes would’ve figured out picking at Elon Musk is a bad idea but NOPE. Just because people on the Left and the media hate what other people say doesn’t make it hate speech. We know, they’ve gotten very comfortable controlling the narrative on the Tech Giant so…

Sean Davis calls serious BS on AP claiming journo was fired for violating policy on anonymous sources – twitchy.com

Sean Davis calls serious BS on AP claiming journo was fired for violating policy on anonymous sources – twitchy.com

If it was truly the AP’s policy to fire reporters for using an anonymous source they’d have no reporters left. Think about it, every big story our pals in the media broke while Trump was in office, from ‘Russia’ to Kavanaugh, was somehow tied to an anonymous source or ‘someone familiar with the situation.’ So,…

AP’s strategy in wake of erroneous report on ‘Russian’ missile calls their cred into serious question – twitchy.com

AP’s strategy in wake of erroneous report on ‘Russian’ missile calls their cred into serious question – twitchy.com

It’s hard to believe it was only a week ago when the news broke that Russia had fired missiles into Poland, but it was only a week ago. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy quickly proclaimed that “we must act.” Indeed, this sounded like major escalation in Russia’s war on Ukraine, and a lot of people all…

Human rights groups decry painful gender-affirmation surgery as ‘torture’ – twitchy.com

Human rights groups decry painful gender-affirmation surgery as ‘torture’ – twitchy.com

Here’s a little bit of a puzzler. The AP is reporting that even in places in the United States, transgender people must undergo “painful, complex surgeries that often render them sterile” before the government will legally recognize their gender. This is the first time we’ve heard from the mainstream media that gender-affirming surgeries are painful…

AP reporter notes that ‘there is finally some disinflation happening’ if you spin it correctly – twitchy.com

AP reporter notes that ‘there is finally some disinflation happening’ if you spin it correctly – twitchy.com

President Joe Biden posted a victory tweet earlier today after it was reported that inflation was a lower-than-expected 7.7 percent. Biden seems to think that the Inflation Reduction Act is doing the trick: Today’s inflation report shows my plan is working and folks are starting to see progress. It’s been a hard 2 years recovering…

Fox 10 Phoenix claims graphic showing Hobbs beating Lake (!) was just a mistake and HELLO backfire – twitchy.com

Fox 10 Phoenix claims graphic showing Hobbs beating Lake (!) was just a mistake and HELLO backfire – twitchy.com

Charlie Kirk is right … HOLY CRAP. In a time when so many people already don’t trust our elections, this was really really really poor form for Fox 10 in Phoenix. An image showing Katie Honbs beating Kari Lake showed up in the lower left-hand corner of the screen almost as if the fix is…

Did the AP think they wouldn’t get caught red-handed trying to push blatantly false narrative about Ron DeSantis’ leadership? – twitchy.com

Did the AP think they wouldn’t get caught red-handed trying to push blatantly false narrative about Ron DeSantis’ leadership? – twitchy.com

Not gonna lie … we were pleasantly surprised by the Associated Press’ recent foray into actual journalism with their story about Pennsylvania Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman’s record as a lieutenant governor. And, not gonna lie … we didn’t expect for it to take. It wasn’t very long before the AP went right back to…

AP actually does their job for once and researches John Fetterman’s record, and libs aren’t happy about it – twitchy.com

AP actually does their job for once and researches John Fetterman’s record, and libs aren’t happy about it – twitchy.com

The Associated Press recently took a look at Pennsylvania Democratic Senate hopeful John Fetterman’s record as the lieutenant governor: Democrat John Fetterman takes credit on the campaign trail for reimagining the Pennsylvania lieutenant governor’s office. Records from his tenure, however, show he frequently had a light daily schedule. https://t.co/044lDXQ3Tq — The Associated Press (@AP) October…

Police say the motive behind the stabbing of Salman Rushdie remains unclear – twitchy.com

Police say the motive behind the stabbing of Salman Rushdie remains unclear – twitchy.com

As Twitchy reported Friday, author Salman Rushdie was stabbed as he was about to give a talk at the Chautauqua Institution in western New York State. Iran’s Ayatollah Khomeini had issued a fatwa against Rushdie in 1989 after the publication of “The Satanic Verses.” According to the Associated Press, state police say they have a…

Journalists Attempt to Recast the Biden Administration’s ‘Successes’ Through Blatant Lies of Omission – RedState

Journalists Attempt to Recast the Biden Administration’s ‘Successes’ Through Blatant Lies of Omission – RedState

The media’s desperation for cleaning up the Biden record is reaching a hysterical level. At the moment we are watching the press complex in this country making strained efforts at recalibrating the economy, in order to avoid having Joe Biden saddled with the yoke of a recession. This is not automatic fealty to Joe, but…

Glenn Greenwald snarks at NPR for looking into newly resurfaced questions about Ukrainian corruption – twitchy.com

Glenn Greenwald snarks at NPR for looking into newly resurfaced questions about Ukrainian corruption – twitchy.com

We support Ukraine in its war against Russia, but unfortunately, we’ve found that people with Ukrainian flags in their Twitter names seem to have some of the worst takes. (For a while there, the Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin was flying two flags, but for some reason, she’s taken them down.) There’s been a lot of…

Velshi Shoots off His Mouth, Cassidy Hutchinson Dons a Cape, and Batman Booked in Egypt – RedState

Velshi Shoots off His Mouth, Cassidy Hutchinson Dons a Cape, and Batman Booked in Egypt – RedState

Our weekly recognition of less-than-meritorious excellence in journalism worthy of a skewed version of Pulitzer Prize consideration. As an extension of the media-mocking venture at Townhall, Riffed From The Headlines, we once again recognize the exalted performances in our journalism industry and compile worthy submissions for the Pulitzer Prize board in numerous categories. To properly recognize…