I do think there’s a specific kind of panic that hits when you leave something unattended “for just five minutes”. Sometimes, life is so unpredictable, and everything could be perfectly normal one minute, and then, the next you’re staring at a disaster scene wondering how it managed to clock in so quickly.
It could be a kid going suspiciously quiet, or pets unleashing their inner supervillain, almost everyone has experienced that moment of returning to a room and immediately realizing they should’ve never trusted things to stay calm in their absence. And while these situations are usually stressful in the moment, they somehow become absolutely hilarious once enough time has passed.
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#1
Went to the bathroom and left my two year old in the living room, with the baby gate closed. Heard thumping and giggling, and came downstairs to find that he had opened the baby gate (a new skill!) and gone into the kitchen, poured a litre of cooking oil all over the floor and was sliding around in it.
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#2
In 2010, I was renting a room in my friend’s house, and my then boyfriend (now husband) was staying over. It was a weekday so we had to get up for work, and I got up earlier than him for a shower. My friend has a cat, so as I go downstairs I warn him to be careful in case the cat comes in, as the window was open.
In this house, the bathroom is in the kitchen, and on the outside of the kitchen is a “lean-to” that has a corrugated plastic roof. My bedroom is above the kitchen.
I get in the shower, and I come out and hear meowing. I thought the cat was stuck in one of the cupboards at first, but eventually I found him on the other side of the locked kitchen door, in the lean-to. I figure he must have got locked in overnight. I let him in, I go back upstairs, get dressed and then I leave for work with my boyfriend.
We’re half way to work when I got a text from my friend asking if I know where the hole in the lean-to roof has come from. 🙈
Turns out my boyfriend completely forgot about the cat, who must have sneaked into my room and gone out the window, then he fell or jumped onto the lean-to roof and he went straight through it. 🤣
Luckily all parties uninjured!
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#3
When I took the chicken out to cool off, I went to the garage fridge to grab some more ingredients but once I went back to the kitchen my sisters dog I was babysitting had jumped up and aimed to drop the plate of chicken. He devoured it all.. I was gone for less than that amount of time. I had no idea he would do that since I only have owned small dogs lol.
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Even very brief moments of diverted attention can have outsized consequences in fast-changing environments. As explained by BBC, situations like traffic, conversations, or supervising children are constantly evolving even when we are not actively focused on them.
A driver who looks away for just a couple of seconds can miss a pedestrian stepping into the road, and a parent briefly distracted can fail to notice a child moving into a risky situation. This happens because the brain maintains an internal “event model” of what is happening, and when attention is interrupted, it has to quickly reconstruct that understanding upon returning, making short absences feel consequential.
#4
My sister’s story, but my insult!!
While I was over visiting at my sister’s house, she ran up to me and asked quickly, “I don’t suppose you just ate 10 chocolate cupcakes, did you?”
I said, “Noooooo, but thanks for that.”
It turned out she knew their dog must have gotten up on the counter and gotten them all while she had stepped out of the kitchen, but me having some sort of lunatic cake attack was her last-ditch hope.
They took the dog to the vet, and he was fine, but to this day, I’ll still randomly say “Hey, I don’t suppose you just ate 10 chocolate cupcakes, did you?” just to make her go: “I didn’t actually think you did!!! I was just really hoping you’d lost your mind!!!”.
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#5
Went to bathroom and take my morning meds while my 3yo twins were eating brecky. By the time I got back, they had used an umbrella to knock down a canvass painting from the wall, flipped it upside down at the base of the stairs, filled it up with water from the watering can, and were splashing in it like it was a mini-pool. I told them to leave the paintings alone, but that this was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Then we left and I bought them a kiddie-pool.
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#6
Wrote an article about a colleague who was 12.5 years with my client company. We posted it on our intranet and I went to the bathroom. By the time I got back the dude had walked out. Left saying he never realized how long he stayed with that company, and that he hadn’t had the courage to get up and leave for years. Those 12.5 years in the hero image probably woke him up.
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Time itself also becomes unreliable during these brief interruptions. National Geographic notes that people often underestimate how long they have been distracted, especially during engaging or fragmented activities. This distortion is linked to how attention and perception interact, where internal timing cues become less stable when focus is split.
Concepts like temporal binding help explain why the gap between an action and its effect can feel compressed, making periods of activity seem shorter than they objectively are. As attention is absorbed by quick actions or shifting stimuli, the sense of duration weakens, which can lead to a mismatch between perceived and actual time.
#7
My friend had the “I was gone for five minutes” part in this story.
My best friend had just broken up with her boyfriend. Me and my other friend decided to take shifts hanging out with her, making sure she was ok. When I got there, she had a candle lit on her desk. She has a big fluffy cat. I was told to make sure the cat didn’t jump on the desk and catch the candle.
My other friend leaves to go to work, and my best friend starts crying again. I turn around for two seconds and the cat jumps on the desk. Poor thing was perfectly fine and unhurt, but I had to move the candle because his long fur did catch for just a second.
We had to call our other friend and tell her the cat caught on fire. She was still in the driveway.
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#8
Went to make a cup of tea, came back and cat had strolled across my keyboard, sent three blank emails, opened 144 tabs, and changed my computer language to chinese.
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#9
I went to the bathroom at the bar. I came back out and when I got back on the patio one of my friends was being tossed into the alley by staff. Still have no idea what he did.
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This effect becomes even more pronounced when emotion and anticipation are involved. Psychology Today explains that human time perception is deeply shaped by attention, expectation, and emotional state rather than functioning like a consistent clock.
During moments of waiting or uncertainty, attention becomes more focused on the passage of time itself, with repeated checking, mental simulation, and anticipation stretching subjective duration. As a result, short intervals can feel unusually long when they carry emotional weight or expectation, since the mind is actively filling the gap with possibilities and monitoring for change.
#10
Coworker I was training to accept returns paid around a thousand USD in cash for an empty box.
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#11
I had a small house. I walked down a short hallway to put the laundry hamper back in my bedroom.
My barely toddler age son was playing on the floor. He had NEVER climbed a thing before, and in the short minute it took me to walk to my bedroom and back he managed to climb up on my stove. He was sitting got on top of my electric stove and was pressing the buttons, overjoyed to hear them beeping. I didn’t even feel my feet on the floor as I flew across the room to grab him before the burners started heating up.
My blood still runs cold just thinking about it.
Mind you, I did not put the laundry away, I was simply putting the empty hamper back in the bedroom. To this day, I have no idea how he got up there so fast.
This is why I don’t judge when I hear some kid did something crazy. Others will be saying “where were the parents?”’But when your kid does something like this you realize exactly how fast they can move!
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#12
Let me tell ya, sundowning alzhemiers patients are the quickest people at the most inconvenient of times. I worked the skeleton shift at the lowest care tier of a nursing home, basically just provided a room to sleep in and 3 meals. This person shouldve been sent to a locked dementia ward, but money talks and the owners cared more about retaining people for their rent instead of getting them the care they needed (for profit healthcare system working as intended, am I right). So instead of maybe putting his room next to the nurses station where we could keep a closer eye on him, they put him in the furthest room for the nurses station, obscured by a hallway, and literally right next to the *fire door*.
Long story short, had to use the bathroom at some point in this 8 hour shift, nobody else to watch the sleeping seniors (who shouldnt need to be watched every minute as this is the lowest care tier of nursing homes, the pts are supposed to be independent with no rights restrictions). This pt figured that 2am is the perfect time to don a sock to wear, not on their foot mind you, and introduce himself to the neighbors in his bday suit. Scariest thing ever when youre in the middle of pushing a log into the porcelain throne and the fire alarm starts screeching. I hurridly wipe and wash and get back into the hallway just in time for *every alzhemiers patient in the building to wake up and start wandering about*. The fire doors wide open and a few start heading outside. After some cat herding, I got them all back into their rooms, including the escape artist, but oh boy that was not a fun shift report to give.
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Environmental structure also plays a role in how these brief gaps unfold. Mango highlights that small, enclosed spaces such as homes, kitchens, or offices tend to amplify the effects of minor disruptions because of their high functional density and limited physical margins. In these environments, even small changes can quickly cascade into noticeable disorder.
At the same time, a short absence feels more significant due to emotional and social load within the space, combined with the way attention and anticipation distort time. When focus is split between what is happening and what might be happening, even a few minutes can feel extended, intense, and disproportionately impactful once attention returns.
#13
I was whisking raw eggs to make fried chicken when I suddenly had to pee really bad. I told my husband to make sure none of the pets ate the raw eggs while I was gone. He rolled his eyes thinking that would never happen but agreed. When I got back to the kitchen 45 seconds later our female cat was eating the eggs. My husband has never heard the end of it.
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#14
My company has an unlimited time off policy. As long as we aren’t misusing it, I can safely book vacations as needed. However, due to finances and other life stuff, my wife and I went about a year without doing anything. Work was fine during that stretch, but we finally got to the point where we had to take a little trip of some kind or we were both going to lose it.
So, we booked a 3 day weekend, and the only day I was missing from work was a Friday. Friday’s are usually slow anyway, so I didn’t feel bad about missing. Well, that day just happened to be the day our tech team decided to roll out some updates that ended up completely f*****g up campaigns for half my clients. And while my team did the best they could to field all the angry calls and emails, we ended up losing two huge accounts (this wasn’t the first time our tech had broke and caused a lot of issues).
Best part was I intentionally silenced all notifications from work related apps on my phone for those 3 days and when I opened them back up on Monday, I had 100+ messages from the team asking if I could make some urgent meetings on Friday, despite being out. They weren’t mad that I missed them, they understood and we all knew it had nothing to do with us. But that was quite the s*******m to come back to.
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#15
My wife ran to the store to grab some extra avocados for chips and guacamole. By the time she got back a few minutes later Germany had already put 4 goals past Brazil.
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Life has a habit of becoming unpredictable the moment you stop watching it, and control is often more fragile than we like to admit. These moments aren’t really about the time spent away, they’re about how quickly ordinary situations can spiral into something unforgettable.
However, beyond the laughter and disbelief, there’s something oddly relatable about them. Everyone has had that moment of returning to find things slightly, or completely, off the rails, realizing that even the shortest absence can come with surprising consequences. So, we’d love to hear from you. What’s the fastest thing that’s ever gone wrong in your house when you weren’t looking?
#16
My friend had a small pond on their farm that we’d fish in from time to time. Well they had a paddle boat and a couple of our friends were out on it. We walked to go get something from one of the shops, came back and the paddle boat was in the middle of the pond, quickly sinking with the two friends holding on for dear life to the back.
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#17
I was in the military in 2005, and one day me and another soldier drove to eat out in town off base for lunch.
No kidding as soon as I began to order I realized I left my wallet in the car. I went out to get it and found my car window smashed as a stray bullet had gone right through the passenger side window and then out of the driver’s side.
Cops said it was a stray bullet. I am typing this because I got out of my car just in the nick of time.
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#18
I’ve got two. One was recent, and one was about 16 or 17 years ago.
The recent one: my wife was out of town for business. I got a hankering for James Coney Island, but I no longer live in Houston, so I had to settle for a coney from Sonic. When I got back, I had to let the dogs out of their kennels before I ate so they weren’t just sitting up there. Anyway, I sat my hot dog on the counter, still in the little bag they put them in, and I put my ocean water up against the opening because I anticipated some nonsense from the cat.
I get back downstairs and the hot dog is on the completely other side of the kitchen and the cat has been taking nibbles off of it. I caught her red-handed with her head in the bag.
The one from many years ago: My son was like 2, maybe 3. I didn’t actually go away but he had been playing with his toys in the kitchen while I watched some tv in the living room. I can see into the kitchen, so it’s not a big deal. I start hearing this high-pitched voice timidly saying “help…help!” I look over and my son has climbed the shelves of the pantry like a ladder in an attempt to get the cookies we’ve put at the top of the pantry, and he can’t get down. He’s practically up to the freaking ceiling.
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#19
Went into Costco with my family. Had to bring my youngest to the bathroom. Came out moments later and my husband had filled an entire cart full of stuff already. Literally 5 minutes.
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#20
My manager took the weekend off and left me in charge while he was away. I work at a restaurant and had to pull a double on Sunday since we got short staffed. I had to be a bartender and a server at the same time. Luckily one of the servers came in to give me a break and I went outside to scarf down a burger and hydrate because it was a hot day. I came inside and it was full of people and said server yelled at a bunch of tables so I had to comp so many checks so to his rude service.
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#21
My son was just over 2? When he managed to pull a candle and a box of matches from a drawer above his head, strike exactly one match and have it catch, and light the candle and drop the match in the wax. He was so proud. I was stunned and immediately moved the candles and matches.
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#22
Met a group of people my age, three guys and two gals, hanging out at the pool at my apartment complex. Turned out, they didn’t live at the complex, they had just snuck in to use the pool. They invited me to the guys’ house for a party that night. One of the young ladies seemed to be into me and I confirmed she was single, so I decided to go.
The party was just starting when I showed up, really tame, almost lame, just a few people drinking beer and chilling while music played at a reasonable level. The gal was nice. More people showed up until it was definitely an official party, but it was still really chill. I offered to go pick up another case of beer. The gas station was less than a mile away. When I got back, the street was closed off by 3 cop cars and 2 more up on the lawn where the party was. At least 2 people were face down in cuffs, and 2 shirtless guys were fistfighting a group of cops while everyone else was either cheering them on or trying to flee.
I turned around in a neighbor’s driveway and never saw any of those people again.
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#23
I was a cadet on a passenger ferry. Went down from the bridge just before midnight to make myself a sandwich. When I come back the second officer was no longer there, and instead the captain.
I asked what had happened, captain said that the water had broke in a cabin. I give it a few seconds and then say ”good thing it wasn’t a pregnant woman”, thinking it was a burst pipe or something.
It was a pregnant woman, of course. And we had to go full speed to get to the next port due to some complications.
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#24
My 3 year old found the baby gate latch and just let the dog out, then the dog went straight for the pan of cooking oil on the stove. There was oil on the floor, one broken dish, and my kid standing there with raw eggs in both hands like this was all part of the plan. We were cleaning the hallway for an hour after that mess, and the dog still smelled like fries for two days.
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#25
Was making dinner for the wife and I. One chicken breast each. I reach over to the pan and put 1 on a plate. Then back to grab the other and put it on the same plate. I do a double take because I thought I was going crazy and I already placed 1 piece. Then out of the corner of my eye I see my cat high tailing it to the bedroom. I looked away for 3 seconds.
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#26
Was at a cottage with a group of friends. One guy decided to pour gas in the fire. Well he lit the grass on fire. We got it pretty quickly. All of this happen while his gf went to the washroom. She came back and literally said “ I was gone 5 minutes guys, what the hell happen.
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#27
Not really 5 mins. But when I was in 10th grade my family took me on vacation for a week. When I came back my entire friend group was on m**h. We had done some drinking and smoked a little bit of w**d, but I had never even seen m**h or anyone on it. I came back and all 5 or 6 of my friends were staying up for days at a time on m**h and just hanging out in a garage. It was super strange.
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#28
My son was about 2..maybe closer to three.
His dad left some ratchet straps on a chair in the living room.
I went to the bathroom and came back to all my furniture legs strapped together in an impressive spider web configuration lol.
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#29
My wife and I were hanging out in the pool at the resort in Punta Cana when she offered to be the one to get us refills on our drinks while I stayed and chatted with our friends. Off she went to the bar about 50 meters away and out of direct sight.
Suddenly the door to a patio of a second floor suite directly above us audibly flew open and out walked an older, completely bare woman. She walked right up to the rail of the balcony, grabbed the rail, bent over, looked back towards the door she just walked out of, and said, “Just f*****g do it!”
Out steps an older, just as bare man, and he was at full mast, rip-roaring and ready to go.
He steps towards her, lines himself up, grabs her hips, and just starts pounding away.
This is not one of those types of resorts in the least. It was adults only in that no one under age was allowed but full of people taking family vacations, weddings, etc. Groups were playing games on the beach with resort staff, said beach was just over my shoulder with loads of people on chairs, and this pool I was in was busy with lots of people as well.
He was thrusting away while she started moaning, but apparently something wasn’t working right. I have no idea what she said to him but she stood up and dragged him back into the door they just appeared out of and slammed it shut.
My jaw was just agape, and I turned my head to see my wife just come into view with our drinks. She immediately noticed something strange about my expression, and as soon as she got back into the pool and approached me with our drinks, she asked, “Are you okay?”
“You are not going to believe what just happened…”
And she literally yelled, “I was gone for five minutes!”.
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#30
Was out running errands and had to stop back at home briefly. Based on the direction I was coming from and then leaving, it was convenient to just park in front of my house facing the wrong way. Was inside for less than 5 minutes and somehow got a parking ticket in that time span.
This was a neighborhood of small streets (not super close to any big roads). I’d literally never seen any cops on my street before this incident and never did afterward either. .
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#31
I was house sitting for my sister and had 3 people over to play smash brothers 64. Needed to run home and grab extra controllers. My manager at the time came with me, while my best friend and cousin stayed there and rolled up A b***t for us to smoke.
As I’m driving back, my cousin calls and says, “Don’t freak out, but your sister’s dog, Blouses, ate a b***t.” I immediately freak out, because my sister knows that I smoked but was not a fan of it, and with my luck her dog would start throwing up all over or have an existential crisis.
I am 25 at the time, youngest in the group, easily the least mature, and most likely to f**k up, so as I start berating them for being “idiot babies that can’t be left alone” they start cracking up. The dog didn’t eat the b***t, but my best friend did take a bite out of a candle. He had my cousin call because he knew I wouldn’t believe it if he called.
I’m 40 now, and they all still bust my balls about the time I called them “idiot babies”.
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#32
Left whilst Dad’s vitals were good after they unplugged him, was told I had hours before he would go. I barely got down to the garden at the hospital and sat down before they called me to come back up. I didn’t think I could still run so fast. By the time I got back he’d already flown off to heaven. Love and miss you, Dad! John 3:16.
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#33
I am the star of my mom’s epic five minute chaos stories. Basically all of these happen while she ran to the bathroom or I woke up first and explored
2ish year old me found her water pills, which were covered in a delightfully sweet blue coating. She comes back to an empty blister package and blue all over my mouth. An evening in the hospital, stomach pumping, and charcoal-filled diaper later, she finally a gets home and starts on dishes… where she finds I had spit all of the empty pills into a cup of water.
Another time I helped myself to a lick of Ajax powder cleaner. I took a full bite of antiperspirant, sprayed hairspray directly into my mouth, and shaved a sweet stripe from eyebrow to ear with my dad’s electric clippers.
This was all in a 9-day period, and my mom still talks about how she thought the state would take me away from her after calling poison control so many times. I’m 35 now.
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#34
Went to the bathroom. Two year old also decided to go to pee in her new potty chair. After she was done she decided to dump it on the couch. Which is what I walked in on.
Potty chair got thrown out and potty training continued on the regular toilet. Which just fyi I’d now recommend anyway. Made using public toilets way easier since she was used to just hopping up and holding on for dear life.
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#35
Was with 2 of my siblings (older brother and younger sister) in the living area whilst our parents were at work during half term, the two were at each other’s throats for the whole day and I can’t even remember why.
Decided to make the two of them, including myself, a nice cup of tea. Took at least 5 minutes. After I finished the tea and came in with 2 cups, my younger sister has a massive bruise on her head. I said “What the hell happened to your face?!” and her only response was “We had an argument.”
Funnily enough, it reminds me of a scene from “The IT Crowd” that was literally the exact same scene as to what happened to me lmfao.
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#36
My mom, who’s never been much of a cook, one day when we were young decided to actually bake a whole chicken for dinner.
She left the kitchen for a couple of minutes to answer the phone and returned to find Sandy, our golden retriever, standing on hind legs with front paws on the counter, happily licking her chops.
The baked chicken that Mom had just placed on the counter a few minutes before was completely gone. Even the bones. Sandy had inhaled our dinner.
Mom and Dad gave Sandy away not long after that. (The chicken inhalation was merely the capstone on a long series of incidents involving Sandy and her whirlwind of doggie destruction.) It’s been decades now. I’ve told Mom that if she actually had Sandy put down, she could admit it and I wouldn’t be mad. She insists they genuinely rehomed her with a family that lived on a huge plot of land where Sandy could live out her days running around without being confined to a small yard. Since Mom has always been honest to a fault, I’m inclined to believe her.
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#37
My ex stopped by a friend’s house on his way. It was a hang out spot and there was almost always someone there hanging out. He left to come to our house to get m to hang out with them but I declined. We lived 5 mins away.
When he went back the house had been robbed and two people were hurt.
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#38
I was the perpetrator. When I was around 2-3, my grandma babysat me while my mom worked. She left me in front of the tv so she could use the bathroom. Came back a couple minutes later to find me in the kitchen with the refrigerator open and holding a nearly full 5lb bag of flour over my head. Well, it WAS nearly full, but at this point it was empty because I had dumped it all over myself.
She said I looked like a little snowman, just two little black dots where my eyes showed against the white, complete with a little pile of flour still domed on my head. She tried to yell for me to stay still, but knowing I was caught, I dropped the now empty bag and beelined for the couch. She said it was just a huge cloud of white.
Her vacuum also ended up biting the dust (pun intended) when she tried to clean up my disaster.
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#39
I raised 5 boys as a single father. I could write a book. One standout is the 8 year old using some tape from my tool bag during a drive to see grandma. He made a sign that said “help” and taped his hands and mouth. Every time a car went by he held it up. We were in a big honda mini van. The boys all learned how a felony traffic stop went down that night.
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#40
Ex-wife made a drink for herself with some chocolate liquor of some sort. When to flip the laundry into the dryer. Came back to an empty glass. Made a second drink because she thought I drank it. Put it on the end table and ran to the bathroom. Came back to a drained glass. She accused me of drinking it. Then the dog belched and fell over. Dog was ploughed.
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#41
I was gone for about an hour for volunteer orientation and my mom got a kitten.
Her name is Charlie.
She’s precious.
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#42
One day at the ripe age of 9ish me, my sister, and my mother all went to wash our hands (as we were going to soon eat our pizza we had just made), we leave my brother there and come back and cannot find the pizza. My 2 foot tall brother had managed to get the pizza into my aquarium. All my fish died and we had no pizza.
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#43
Then husband was supposed to meet me for lunch but never showed. He decided to take a quick shower, leaving my 2 yr old alone. I told him to make sure son was baby gated in the play room if he was going to shower. He didn’t listen. In those “five minutes” my son opened a jar of petroleum jelly, got it all over the place then got into the cat box so my then husband spent the entire day cleaning up petroleum jelly infused cat litter from the carpet, doors, air return, etc. We found petroleum jelly months after all over the place.
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#44
Was in college calmly drinking with friends. Come out of the toilet five minutes later, there 3x the amount of people in the bar, 2 air hockey tables and 4 hostesses dressed like “s**y lineman” promoting Molson.
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#45
Went to the bathroom and left my less than two year old daughter in her room and closed the baby gate to leading to the stairs. In the two minutes I was in the bathroom, she somehow opened the baby gate and toppled down the stairs. All while crawling. Came out to a crying baby lying at the bottom of the landing. Still have no idea how she did it.
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