Oh, 'Momma' Is in Fear for Her Life From the Long Arm of the Legislators – HotAir

Oh, for the days when something called The Gulf of AMERICA was the outrage du jour, but the basis for the change still could sort of be understood, even if you didn’t necessarily agree with the who or why.





The people squawking the loudest about that? The ones losing their cookies about a body of water?

Are the ones doing this:

Yeah.

YEAH.

Mom’s not the word.

A woke new bill erases the terms “mother” and “father” from state child custody and parental laws — a gender-neutral rewriting that’s expected to spark a flood of similarly clunky legislation.

“Mother” would be replaced with “gestating parent” while “father” becomes “non-gestating parent” or “parent” in family court along with in domestic and education law, under the legislation, passed this week by state Democrats.

“Paternity” proceedings to determine a child’s biological father would meanwhile become “parentage” cases, under the bill, which was rammed through the Assembly in March and of the Senate this week.

A “putative father” — also known as a deadbeat dad — would now be called “an alleged parent” in official state records, under the bill, which was sponsored by liberals Sen. Luis Sepulveda (D-Bronx) and Assemblywoman Amy Paulin (D-Westchester) and will go to Gov. Kathy Hochul’s desk for approval.





Hang on – I have to find my favorite screaming weasel gif for this one.

Okay.

Better.

There are actually some loons defending this with vigor.

‘Hey, right wing nut jobs! It’s only for the language in FAMILY COURTS!’ 

Yeah, because that’s so much better.

The profile in intellect and courage who runs the State of New York, the risible Kathy Hochul, ducked for cover when she heard about it.

I’LL TAKE A PEEKSY

…Hochul, who proudly wears the moniker of New York’s “first mom governor,” dodged on saying whether she supported the gender-neutral rewrite.

“Well, I’m not familiar with what was introduced,” Hochul said at an unrelated event in Brooklyn Wednesday. “I’ll take a look at it. This has been my practice for five years.”

Now, it’s not really fair to pick on New York alone, although it’s buttloads of fun. They’re just the latest in a parade of anti-nuclear-family lunacy that began a long time ago, and, for some reason, is entrenched in these deep blue bastions of wokeness like California (oh, go figure), Colorado, and Connecticut.





Well, they are welcome to whatever they waste taxpayers’ time and money on, and we are grateful for the evidence of all the stuff they continually deny they’re focused on – denying that there are two sexes and that there are such things as ‘parents’ which matter in a healthy and functioning society.

None of these can exist in their version, which depends on dysfunction, misery, and victimhood.

Hello, gestating parent.

Hello, non-gestating parent.

I am writing,

From Camp Deviant.

Camp is very 

Entertaining,

Although all these woke names 

Take some time explaining.

I went hiking with some weird dude

We get back, but he has this big frown

Who the hell knew I’d been big rude

Not addressing him by his chosen pronoun

Can I come home a little sooner?

I am totally surrounded by these looners.

I can’t take this gender neutral

And of wokeness, I have had a complete snootful

What a way to ruin summer camp.


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