Some years back, I spent three weeks in South Africa, auditing a pharmaceutical company in Johannesburg. (This is relevant, I promise.) The consultant team working with this company was truly international, from various parts of eastern and western Europe, as well as the United States and Canada. One guy was from Norway, and he was a wonder. Unfailingly polite, soft-spoken, and big. Huge. At least 5′ 10″ – through his shoulders. I think he was 6′ 8″ from top to bottom. His biceps were bigger than most men’s thighs. He probably could have bench-pressed a Buick. Not a new one, either, one of those great big, 1960-something land yacht Buicks. This was a Viking, and now, it seems, according to a former CIA scientist, he may have been an alien.
Yes, really.
A former CIA scientist has claimed that there are several alien species the US government secretly knows about.
Dr Hal Puthoff, a physicist and electrical engineer who worked on the intelligence community’s psychic spy and UFO research programs in the 1970s and 1980s, said people who have recovered crashed UFOs encountered ‘at least four separate types’ of life.
Those species have been previously discussed by physicist Dr Eric Davis, known for his work on top-secret Pentagon projects, who testified in Congress that ‘Grays, Nordics, Insectoids, and Reptilians’ are potential operators of unidentified craft.
Uh huh. Here’s what the species are supposed to look like.
— Ward Clark (@TheGreatLander) May 26, 2026
Some of those aliens look a little too much like people we see on the television news, a little more often than we’d like. That “Reptilian,” for instance, may I be forgiven for looking at that sketch and thinking “Nancy Pelosi?” The Grey, with a flood-victim wig and a suit, could be Bernie Sanders. The insect? That one looks suspiciously like my first wife’s mother.
Davis described these entities as humanoid, approximately human-sized, and possibly linked to classified reverse-engineering programs allegedly taking place around the world, which US officials described as a new Cold War.
Speaking on Steve Bartlett’s The Diary of a CEO podcast last week, Puthoff said: ‘There are at least four types. Four separate types. Now, I have not had direct access to that, but I believe the people I talked to. Four different types of life, at least.’
The Grays are the classic four-foot-tall creatures with large heads and enormous, almond-shaped black eyes, while Nordics are said to closely resemble extremely tall humans from Scandinavia, with blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin.
People from Scandinavia. Well, that explains a lot.
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Seriously, though, I’d bet serious money against the American government having any aliens at all, much less blonde, blue-eyed ones that look like Sven the Musclebound just before he climbed in his longboat to sail away and raid England. Notice that the CIA scientist admits to never having had contact with these creatures, even with his august status working with the Agency’s psychic spy program.
And isn’t that always how it works? The person making the claim has never seen or been in contact with the aliens (or Bigfoot, or whatever) in question. But they were told about them. By someone. Who often, as not, has heard about them from someone else.
No, it’s a safe bet that the CIA isn’t keeping any of these aliens around, alive or frozen. But I admit, I may never be able to look at a big, blonde, Viking-looking dude again without a little bit of suspicion.
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